The Cat Talk Show Season 1 Episode 5 (Last one I’m doing alone for a while :D )

 

Snowkitty-Mystic, how do we work this thing?

Mystic-How are we supposed to know, we’re kits, WAIT ARE WE FILMING?!

Snowkitty-OMG I THINK WE ARE! HELLO KITTEHS! Me and Mystic have taken over the show while everyone is having a gathering…..

Mystic-Yeah….., they forgot us ;-;

Snowkitty-Anyway…, WE HAVE VISITORS FROM A LOST CLAN! wait….WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT A MANAGER .O.

Gladepaw-WE’RE NOT FROM A LOST CLAN!!!

Mystic-Yeah whatever……Anyway, question one….CAN WE PET YOU??????!

Wollow-Uhhhhhhhh Maybe.

Snowkitty-YAY THAT MEANS YES!

Wollow-Uhhhh no it doesn’t. AH! Where’s the manager I would like to speak with them.

Mystic-THEY FORGOT US ;-;

Airwave-*sneezes into hanker-chief* That’s so sad ;-;

Snowkitty-Er, no it isn’t. They’ll be back tonight after the gathering….

Airwave-Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can we cut?

Mystic-NU >:<

Owlwater-Okay, you kits are weird.

Snowkitty-NO WE’RE NOT. NEXT QUESTION! Are you fluffy?

ALL-YAS OF COURSE

Mystic-YESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOOD…..

Flame That Shines Like Sun-Oh no, that sounded evil………..

Snowkitty-Of course it is…WE’RE HOSTS WE HAVE TO BE EVIL!!!

Stormjay-Oh no…….AHHHHH RUN AWAY RANDOMCLAN EVACUATE!

Mystic- -_-

Snowkitty-Man these cats are weird………Anywho…, ARE WE CUTE????? *makes kitten/puppy eyes*

Iceflower-YESH YOU ARE SU CUTE AND ADORABLE.

Flowerstream-You seem a bit evil but yes.

Wollow-No. I JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKK

Mystic-HOW DARE YOU! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMA!

Snowkitty-WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMA THIS EVIL CAT HURT OUR FEELINGS AND SAID I JUST KNOW THAT WERE NOT CUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wollow-JK means just kidding……I said I just kidding.

Mystic-Oh… uhh…..

Lupine-My precious kits! We forgot you! NOW WHO SAID YOU WERE UGLY

Wollow-I didn’t I….

Lupine-YOU EVIL MONSTER!!!! *laser-eyes Wollow’s tail*

Wollow-AHHH RETREAT BLOGCLAN! *cats run off*

Snowkitty-THAT SERVES EM’!

Poptart-Done repairing the TV *news comes on*

Reporter Cat-Poptart has now repaired

Brownie-NUPE *slams TV to ground and TV shatters.*

Poptart-REALLY?!!

Maple-*Looks up from Sunrise* THE TV I THOUGHT  YOU FIXED IT!! Grrr *goes back to reading*

Wish- O_O I WANNA WATCH TV YOOU COULD’VE CHANGED THE CHANNEL!

Brownie-WHERE’S THE REMOTE THEN??

Wish-YOU BROKE THE TV WHY DOES It EVEN MATTER NOW WE NEED A NEW TV AND REMOTE.

Brownie-It might still work…..*flips over TV*

Rainbow-Nope…

Furball-Not a bit. THANKS A LOT BROWNIE THE STUPIDEST BROTHER OF THE STUPIDITY SQUAD! NOW I CAN’T WATCH THE MAGICCLAN REALITY SHOW WITH MAPLE!

Maple-YEAH! Attack him! RAWR! *pounces on Brownie*

Brownie-AHHHHHHH! RUN! *Dashes away*

Furball-*chases after Brownie* You get back here!

Mystic-Weird cats these days….

Snowkitty-I know right…..Especially the older ones………

Mystic-Huh….weird. *shrugs*


Wish-Now Cupcake, go for a front paw blow for my muzzle with out me dodging,

Cupcake-OK! *gets in hunters crouch and circles around Wish*

Rainbow-Wish, what are you doing training my apprentice?

Wish-She needs extra training if she’s ever gonna become a warrior.

Rainbow-My training….I’m her mentor.

Wish-Apprentices can be trained by multiple cats. Not just their mentor.

Rainbow-*inches forward* So you’re saying I need help? Ha! I can train Cupcake myself!

Wish-That’s not how it works! *growls*

Rainbow-I can train her how I want!

Wish-Fight me…

Rainbow-*pounces for Wish* YOU MOUSE-BRAIN!

Wish-*easily dodges by leaping away* More like you’re the mouse-brain.

Maple-What is going on?

Wish & Rainbow-BLAH BLAH FIGHT BLAH MENTORING BLAH BLAH IS MENTOR BLAH THINKS BOSSY BLAH BLAH BLAH

Maple-One at a time please! Wish you please, you’re the senior warrior and a better cat than Rainbow.

Wish-I was training Cupcake and Rainbow barged in. She yowled at me just because I was helping her and I had mentor problems! Then she attacked me!

Maple-Rainbow! Respect your senior warriors! Me, Poptart, and Brownie were even talking about making you one! Apparently we were wrong to even be speaking about that!

Rainbow-Ugh!


Poptart-Brownie! Cherry wants to come over!

Brownie-TELL HER MAYBE LATER I HAVE TO SPEAK WITH SOME TV STATIONS, A REPAIR  CAT,  OUR EDITORS, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Poptart-OoO oOo O-O O_O Well then… uh, OKAY. MAPLE! SKITTLES WANTS A MEETING WITH YOU AND POPCORN!

Maple-OKAY!!!! WHERE? HERE, MAGICCLAN, OR GLITTERCLAN?

Poptart-MAGICCLAN!

Maple-OKAY!!!!! BYE! *runs out door of Poofingness*

Brownie-GONNA BE LATE GONNA BE LATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs out door of Poofingness with briefcase and fedora*

Poptart-OMG HE MUST BE SECRETLY GOING TO A CONVENTION AND COSPLAYING AS PERRY THE PLATYPUS! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AAAAAAAGENTTTTTT PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!

Rainbow-Oh no…

Lupine-Oh god, only so long until….

Mystic & Snowkitty-CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!

Lupine-Spoke too soon? Crap. Too late maybe? UGH WHY MUST EVERYCAT BE IN THE FANDOM OF PHINEAS AND FERB!!!!

Rainbow-Idk. 😛


 

 

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