Snowkitty-Mystic, how do we work this thing?
Mystic-How are we supposed to know, we’re kits, WAIT ARE WE FILMING?!
Snowkitty-OMG I THINK WE ARE! HELLO KITTEHS! Me and Mystic have taken over the show while everyone is having a gathering…..
Mystic-Yeah….., they forgot us ;-;
Snowkitty-Anyway…, WE HAVE VISITORS FROM A LOST CLAN! wait….WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITHOUT A MANAGER .O.
Gladepaw-WE’RE NOT FROM A LOST CLAN!!!
Mystic-Yeah whatever……Anyway, question one….CAN WE PET YOU??????!
Snowkitty-YAY THAT MEANS YES!
Wollow-Uhhhh no it doesn’t. AH! Where’s the manager I would like to speak with them.
Mystic-THEY FORGOT US ;-;
Airwave-*sneezes into hanker-chief* That’s so sad ;-;
Snowkitty-Er, no it isn’t. They’ll be back tonight after the gathering….
Airwave-Oh, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh can we cut?
Owlwater-Okay, you kits are weird.
Snowkitty-NO WE’RE NOT. NEXT QUESTION! Are you fluffy?
ALL-YAS OF COURSE
Flame That Shines Like Sun-Oh no, that sounded evil………..
Snowkitty-Of course it is…WE’RE HOSTS WE HAVE TO BE EVIL!!!
Stormjay-Oh no…….AHHHHH RUN AWAY RANDOMCLAN EVACUATE!
Snowkitty-Man these cats are weird………Anywho…, ARE WE CUTE????? *makes kitten/puppy eyes*
Iceflower-YESH YOU ARE SU CUTE AND ADORABLE.
Flowerstream-You seem a bit evil but yes.
Wollow-No. I JKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKJKK
Mystic-HOW DARE YOU! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMA!
Snowkitty-WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MAMA THIS EVIL CAT HURT OUR FEELINGS AND SAID I JUST KNOW THAT WERE NOT CUTE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wollow-JK means just kidding……I said I just kidding.
Lupine-My precious kits! We forgot you! NOW WHO SAID YOU WERE UGLY
Wollow-I didn’t I….
Lupine-YOU EVIL MONSTER!!!! *laser-eyes Wollow’s tail*
Wollow-AHHH RETREAT BLOGCLAN! *cats run off*
Snowkitty-THAT SERVES EM’!
Poptart-Done repairing the TV *news comes on*
Reporter Cat-Poptart has now repaired
Brownie-NUPE *slams TV to ground and TV shatters.*
Maple-*Looks up from Sunrise* THE TV I THOUGHT YOU FIXED IT!! Grrr *goes back to reading*
Wish- O_O I WANNA WATCH TV YOOU COULD’VE CHANGED THE CHANNEL!
Brownie-WHERE’S THE REMOTE THEN??
Wish-YOU BROKE THE TV WHY DOES It EVEN MATTER NOW WE NEED A NEW TV AND REMOTE.
Brownie-It might still work…..*flips over TV*
Furball-Not a bit. THANKS A LOT BROWNIE THE STUPIDEST BROTHER OF THE STUPIDITY SQUAD! NOW I CAN’T WATCH THE MAGICCLAN REALITY SHOW WITH MAPLE!
Maple-YEAH! Attack him! RAWR! *pounces on Brownie*
Brownie-AHHHHHHH! RUN! *Dashes away*
Furball-*chases after Brownie* You get back here!
Mystic-Weird cats these days….
Snowkitty-I know right…..Especially the older ones………
Wish-Now Cupcake, go for a front paw blow for my muzzle with out me dodging,
Cupcake-OK! *gets in hunters crouch and circles around Wish*
Rainbow-Wish, what are you doing training my apprentice?
Wish-She needs extra training if she’s ever gonna become a warrior.
Rainbow-My training….I’m her mentor.
Wish-Apprentices can be trained by multiple cats. Not just their mentor.
Rainbow-*inches forward* So you’re saying I need help? Ha! I can train Cupcake myself!
Wish-That’s not how it works! *growls*
Rainbow-I can train her how I want!
Rainbow-*pounces for Wish* YOU MOUSE-BRAIN!
Wish-*easily dodges by leaping away* More like you’re the mouse-brain.
Maple-What is going on?
Wish & Rainbow-BLAH BLAH FIGHT BLAH MENTORING BLAH BLAH IS MENTOR BLAH THINKS BOSSY BLAH BLAH BLAH
Maple-One at a time please! Wish you please, you’re the senior warrior and a better cat than Rainbow.
Wish-I was training Cupcake and Rainbow barged in. She yowled at me just because I was helping her and I had mentor problems! Then she attacked me!
Maple-Rainbow! Respect your senior warriors! Me, Poptart, and Brownie were even talking about making you one! Apparently we were wrong to even be speaking about that!
Poptart-Brownie! Cherry wants to come over!
Brownie-TELL HER MAYBE LATER I HAVE TO SPEAK WITH SOME TV STATIONS, A REPAIR CAT, OUR EDITORS, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH!
Poptart-OoO oOo O-O O_O Well then… uh, OKAY. MAPLE! SKITTLES WANTS A MEETING WITH YOU AND POPCORN!
Maple-OKAY!!!! WHERE? HERE, MAGICCLAN, OR GLITTERCLAN?
Maple-OKAY!!!!! BYE! *runs out door of Poofingness*
Brownie-GONNA BE LATE GONNA BE LATE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Runs out door of Poofingness with briefcase and fedora*
Poptart-OMG HE MUST BE SECRETLY GOING TO A CONVENTION AND COSPLAYING AS PERRY THE PLATYPUS! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AAAAAAAGENTTTTTT PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Lupine-Oh god, only so long until….
Mystic & Snowkitty-CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
Lupine-Spoke too soon? Crap. Too late maybe? UGH WHY MUST EVERYCAT BE IN THE FANDOM OF PHINEAS AND FERB!!!!