The Cat Talk Show Season 1 Episode 4

Maple: Hello and welcome to…………………

Poptart: THE CAT TALK SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Today we’ll not only be doing the ‘use’ but be welcoming the birth of Lupine’s kit, Snowkitty! *a silver she-kit toddles over with Lupine*

Snowkitty: Hwi, mwommy twold me to intwaduce myswelf. I am Snowkwitty. A nwew memba of Poofcwan.

Cupcake: AH! LUPINE SHE’S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CONGRATZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lupine: Thank you, now come on. *nudges Snowkitty with nose*

Rainbow: Now we have a bit of a problem with the cat today so we have them in a cage.

Furball: This thing is heavy!!!!!!

Poptart: Welcome Nyan cat. I am Poptart deputy of….

Nyan Cat: I LOVE POPTARTZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! WUT IZ A DEP? IS IT A KING OF DERP?! CAN I HAVE SOME NOMZ?!

Rainbow: WE NEED THE BACK UP PLAN! I REPEAT WE NEED THE BACK UP PLAN!

Maple: ON IT! *dissapears*

Poptart: So Rainbow has some cards with qestions on th…….

Nyan Cat: RAINBOWZZZZZZZZZZZ I LURVE UR  NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! BE MY BBBBBBBBFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!

Poptart: Uhhh……

Furball: Just back away slowly Maple will be back soon…

Maple: RAINBOW EXTINGUISHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *comes in on a wrecking ball holding rainbow extinguisher* *Sprays rainbow extinguisher at Nyan Cat*

Rainbow: Oh…

Cupcake: CRAP.

Furball: I knew I shouldn’t have trusted her..

Poptart: Yea…….

Nyan Cat: RAINBO– OUCHIE! MY RAINBOWZ AND COLORZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Furball: WE NEED BACK UP I REPEAT WE NEED BACK UP! *hears  cry from a scared Snowkitty* *elders trot in*

Storm: What’s going on!? I thought you said you had it under control! I’m failing in sight not hearing. Humph!

Gravy: Calm down Storm. They need back up.

Maple: This is urgent! *jumps of wrecking ball* The Nyan  Cat is calling it’s buddies! We must go to war!

Sea: Have you forgotten elders don’t go to war ‘Oh-So-mighty-leader’? Humph! I’d be a better leader. I was a better canidate.

Maple: Well Storm picked me. And Would you really rather have Lupine go into battle and leave Snowkitty alone? *growls*

Wish: I would never let that happen! Sea are you serious?! *snarls and hisses*

Sea: Well in my opinion the elder’s shouldn’t have to battle!

Maple: I’m leader!

Wish: The nyan cats are coming! Would you stop chatting before we die?!

Maple: Fight or don’t. If we lose it’s your loss. *Growls*

Nyan Cat: HALP MY FAMILY! THEY HAVE TRAPPED ME! AND SUCKED ME OF MY COLOR AND HAPPINESS I MUST BE FREED TO LIVE OR I WILL DIE HERE AND THEY WILL EAT ME AND CHEW ON MY BONES!

Nyan Cat Daughter: I SHALL HELP YOU! reveals sharp shark-like teeth and bites  on cage*

Nyan Cat Mate: *lunges at Maple* YOU! KILLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *reveals same teeth as daughter and gets ready for killing bite*

Sea: *knocks Nyan Cat Mate off* You’re the real killer. *hisses and reveals once-sharp claws and scratches all over*

Nyan Cat Son: No! FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shrieks, screeches and cries*

Nyan Cat: YOU DISPOSED OF MY MATE! NOW I SHALL DISPOSE OF YOU! MWAHAhahaHAHAHAHhahAHHHAHAHAHAHA!

Sea: *dodges nyan cat easily* All ya got huh? *growls*

Nyan Cat Leader/Angel: RETREAT MY BABIES RETREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Poptart: Did we really just witness that?

Brownie: Yep…….. Painful…….


Poptart: Hey guys look! We’re on the News!

Brownie: Heh, we are!

*on TV* Reporter Cat: We have just heard that a Nyan Cat ambush attacked PoofClan. All caught on camera. This was found while they were editing their latest episode with Nyan Cat as guest. Medicine Cat, Manager, and Co-Directer Furball has cleaned up most wounds. The episode included this battle and will be airing this week on Disney XD. These new heroes are new to show biz, but sure know what they’re doing. Reporter Cat out. And on to Scott with weather.

Maple: Oh wow. *takes sip of Hot Chocolate* I guess fans got spoilers if they watched the news.

Lupine: Haha, yep.

Snowkitty: Cowwect Mwaple.

Furball: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww………Snowkitty is so CUTE!

Snowkitty: Yay! I’m cute!

Poptart: No, you’re more than cute little one, you’re adorable. *Bops Snowkitty’s nose with tail*

Snowkitty: Fluffy! *bats, claws, and plays with Poptart’s tail*

Lupine: *giggles* Oh Snowkitty, you’re such a joy.


Brownie: Look! The news again!

*On TV* Reporter Cat: Just in! New leak in episode 4 in The Cat Talk Show! Near the end it shows time with them together watching  the last news report. A new kit, Snowkitty is said to have been born  to the new queen, Lupine. Agent Skittles, also known as Rice is only one other than Lupine and Maple who knows who the father is. She says it’s a member of her clan, MagicClan. Reporter Cat out. Now to Scott with the weather.

Poptart: Man, are there spies spying on our editors?

*on TV* Reporter Cat 2: Just in! Poptart thinks…

Poptart: Oh COME ON! *throws remote at TV and TV turns off*

Snowkitty: Gweat Uncle Pwoptwart why don’t you wike da TV?

Poptart: I do, but I think those news cats are crazy.

Maple: *looks up from Shadows Of The Clans* Me too. *goes back to reading*

Lupine: Agreed. They Spy on cats just to get intel. I bet if they spy enough they’ll find out the father of  Snowkitty. *strokes between Snowkitty’s ears with tail*

Maple: Which wouldn’t be good due to cats of the past and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH!

Lupine: Yeah, er, what Maple said.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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